Timmers

Jun 08

the world must know!

the world must know!

Jun 02

May 31

(Source: randomness-is-epic)

May 21

During a test:

Before the test:

“I’m gonna pass this shit”

When you get the test and see the first question:

“What the fuck? We didn’t learn this!”

So you look around, trying to cheat and realize you’re surrounded by dumbasses:

The last 5 minutes of the test:

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May 15

gottacatchemall: I was always called an HM slave by master.  I didn’t quite get what that had meant, but I knew master loved me.  I always did my job of cutting, moving, and surfing for my master.My master reached a new city and entered the gym that was located there.  The battle was fierce; I could see that master was having a hard time.  My master was just down to two pokemon: myself and his first pokemon Grotle.  I wanted to help him, I wanted him to send me out.  He returned Grotle after taking a direct hit, and he sent me out.  It was my first battle and I wanted to impress my master.  I waited for his orders, but I didn’t hear anything.  I turned around and I saw him healing Grotle with a super potion.  He didn’t pay any attention to me and I didn’t notice the razor leaf heading straight for my face.I blacked out.  I woke up to see that my master had won his badge.  He was praising his other pokemon for a job well done, except for me.  It almost seemed like my job was just to take a hit.  But master wouldn’t be that cruel. [Bidoof, Text]

gottacatchemall:

I was always called an HM slave by master.  I didn’t quite get what that had meant, but I knew master loved me.  I always did my job of cutting, moving, and surfing for my master.

My master reached a new city and entered the gym that was located there.  The battle was fierce; I could see that master was having a hard time.  My master was just down to two pokemon: myself and his first pokemon Grotle.  I wanted to help him, I wanted him to send me out. 

He returned Grotle after taking a direct hit, and he sent me out.  It was my first battle and I wanted to impress my master.  I waited for his orders, but I didn’t hear anything.  I turned around and I saw him healing Grotle with a super potion.  He didn’t pay any attention to me and I didn’t notice the razor leaf heading straight for my face.

I blacked out.  I woke up to see that my master had won his badge.  He was praising his other pokemon for a job well done, except for me. 

It almost seemed like my job was just to take a hit.  But master wouldn’t be that cruel.

[Bidoof, Text]

May 10

How to do CPR.

rachelvalentine:

(Source: wabbitbunny, via chonostoff)

Apr 15

Hello Fascination: Macbook Pro Giveaway -

hollarainbow:

My dad got this new macbook from his company, but he already has one, and so do I. Mines in perfectly good working condition considering I just got it for christmas so I don’t see any reason why I would use this one.

I will ship this anywhere so anyone can enter:)

All you have to do is…

(Source: hangingonyoureveryword)

Apr 05

Don’t you just hate this….

chonostoff:

(Source: thefuuuucomics)

Mar 31

how i felt

how i felt

Someone’s standing behind you, looking at what you’re doing on the internet.

bitch can I help YOU!?

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