the world must know!
(Source: randomness-is-epic)
Before the test:
“I’m gonna pass this shit”
When you get the test and see the first question:
“What the fuck? We didn’t learn this!”
So you look around, trying to cheat and realize you’re surrounded by dumbasses:
The last 5 minutes of the test:
(Source: illsential)
I was always called an HM slave by master. I didn’t quite get what that had meant, but I knew master loved me. I always did my job of cutting, moving, and surfing for my master.
My master reached a new city and entered the gym that was located there. The battle was fierce; I could see that master was having a hard time. My master was just down to two pokemon: myself and his first pokemon Grotle. I wanted to help him, I wanted him to send me out.
He returned Grotle after taking a direct hit, and he sent me out. It was my first battle and I wanted to impress my master. I waited for his orders, but I didn’t hear anything. I turned around and I saw him healing Grotle with a super potion. He didn’t pay any attention to me and I didn’t notice the razor leaf heading straight for my face.
I blacked out. I woke up to see that my master had won his badge. He was praising his other pokemon for a job well done, except for me.
It almost seemed like my job was just to take a hit. But master wouldn’t be that cruel.
My dad got this new macbook from his company, but he already has one, and so do I. Mines in perfectly good working condition considering I just got it for christmas so I don’t see any reason why I would use this one.
I will ship this anywhere so anyone can enter:)
All you have to do is…
(Source: hangingonyoureveryword)
how i felt
bitch can I help YOU!?
(Source: s-k-y-r-i-m)