1. 11 months ago 
    the world must know!

    the world must know!

     
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  3. Notes: 22846 / 1 year ago  from randomness-is-epic
     
  4. Notes: 19871 / 1 year ago  from killerocelot (originally from dirtyxvans)

    During a test:

    Before the test:

    “I’m gonna pass this shit”

    When you get the test and see the first question:

    “What the fuck? We didn’t learn this!”

    So you look around, trying to cheat and realize you’re surrounded by dumbasses:

    The last 5 minutes of the test:

    (Source: dirtyxvans)

  5. Notes: 4697 / 1 year ago  from gottacatchemall
    gottacatchemall:

I was always called an HM slave by master.  I didn’t quite get what that had meant, but I knew master loved me.  I always did my job of cutting, moving, and surfing for my master.My master reached a new city and entered the gym that was located there.  The battle was fierce; I could see that master was having a hard time.  My master was just down to two pokemon: myself and his first pokemon Grotle.  I wanted to help him, I wanted him to send me out.  He returned Grotle after taking a direct hit, and he sent me out.  It was my first battle and I wanted to impress my master.  I waited for his orders, but I didn’t hear anything.  I turned around and I saw him healing Grotle with a super potion.  He didn’t pay any attention to me and I didn’t notice the razor leaf heading straight for my face.I blacked out.  I woke up to see that my master had won his badge.  He was praising his other pokemon for a job well done, except for me.  It almost seemed like my job was just to take a hit.  But master wouldn’t be that cruel.
[Bidoof, Text]

    gottacatchemall:

    I was always called an HM slave by master.  I didn’t quite get what that had meant, but I knew master loved me.  I always did my job of cutting, moving, and surfing for my master.

    My master reached a new city and entered the gym that was located there.  The battle was fierce; I could see that master was having a hard time.  My master was just down to two pokemon: myself and his first pokemon Grotle.  I wanted to help him, I wanted him to send me out. 

    He returned Grotle after taking a direct hit, and he sent me out.  It was my first battle and I wanted to impress my master.  I waited for his orders, but I didn’t hear anything.  I turned around and I saw him healing Grotle with a super potion.  He didn’t pay any attention to me and I didn’t notice the razor leaf heading straight for my face.

    I blacked out.  I woke up to see that my master had won his badge.  He was praising his other pokemon for a job well done, except for me. 

    It almost seemed like my job was just to take a hit.  But master wouldn’t be that cruel.

    [Bidoof, Text]

     
  6. Notes: 109438 / 1 year ago  from chonostoff (originally from wabbitbunny)

    How to do CPR.

  7. Notes: 4316 / 1 year ago  from hangingonyoureveryword
    Hello Fascination: Macbook Pro Giveaway

    hollarainbow:

    My dad got this new macbook from his company, but he already has one, and so do I. Mines in perfectly good working condition considering I just got it for christmas so I don’t see any reason why I would use this one.

    I will ship this anywhere so anyone can enter:)

    All you have to do is…

    (Source: hangingonyoureveryword)

  8. Notes: 50165 / 1 year ago  from chonostoff (originally from thefuuuucomics)

    Don’t you just hate this….

  9. Notes: 3 / 1 year ago 
    how i felt

    how i felt

     
  10. Notes: 165475 / 1 year ago  from yuenyun (originally from frontrowbitches)

    Someone’s standing behind you, looking at what you’re doing on the internet.

    bitch can I help YOU!?

    (Source: frontrowbitches)

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